Kapa ʻoe i kēlā he hana puhi? ʻO ia ka hana ʻino loa aʻu i ʻike ai! Yuck!
He lā kupua kēia, nā moeʻuhane o kahi kaikamahine nani i manaʻo ʻia e hoʻokō ʻia. Ma hope o ka noʻonoʻo ʻana me kahi pāʻani moe kolohe, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻo ia e kahi moa paʻakikī maoli o kahi kāne, nāna i hopu i ka nani no ka masturbation.
ʻAʻole paʻakikī wale ka granite o ka ʻepekema, akā wela a me ka mānoanoa. I kekahi manawa, kuha ka waiu. ʻO ia ke ʻano i kuʻekuʻe ʻia e kēia haumāna. Laki!
¶ Makemake au i sooooooooooo
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.
Nā wikiō pili
Auē ka ʻulaʻula puʻupuʻu puʻupaʻa, ʻo ia ka jackpot no ka plumber! A ʻo ke ʻano o ka moe ʻana o kēia ʻōpio ʻōpio ma kona ʻaoʻao, ʻaʻole ia he mea keʻakeʻa i kēlā ʻano paipu pahū.