Auē koʻu ʻōpū!
ʻAʻole maikaʻi loa kekahi lede! ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu i ke kumu o ka huki ʻana o ke kanaka me ka hoihoi iā ia, ʻaʻole paha wau e ala aʻe ma luna ona!
ʻOiaʻiʻo, pīhoihoi nā mauna i ko lākou nani, akā manaʻo wau ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka leʻaleʻa i ke kino wahine nani i nā kūlana ʻoluʻolu! He ʻoluʻolu nā ʻōpū o ka wahine, no ke aha ʻaʻole e hoʻolei i kāna dick ma waena o lākou?
ʻO wai ka inoa o ka mea hana keaka?
Nui ka'u dick a makemake au e hookae ia oe iho ma Uzbekistan
He kumu hoʻohālike
Kupaianaha na maka o kela bebe! He mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku iā ia me kāna moa i loko o kona waha e nānā ana i luna. A ua liʻiliʻi iki ka moa o kēia ʻulaʻula e kipa. Akā naʻe, ua huki ʻo ia i kāna ʻāpana pulu ma luna. ʻO nā umauma weliweli i kēia holoholona, ua ninini wau i kāna cum ma luna ona me ka hauʻoli!
Nā wikiō pili
ʻO Alexander, ʻae wau!