Makemake wau.
He mau ʻuʻi ʻelua! ʻAʻole au i ʻike i nā ʻupena e like me ia ma mua. mīkini hana maoli. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana wale iā lākou a me kona waha, kahi lumi no ka hana hoʻomake hohonu.
He hemolele.
ʻO wai ʻaʻole?
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ke kāne e kiʻi mau ana kāna wahine. E nānā i kēlā - aia kāna microphone ma kona poʻohiwi hema a pili i kāna kelepona. Hiki paha ʻo ia i ka haʻalulu ma ka home ke lohe ʻo ia i kāna wahine ʻAsia e kūkākūkā ana me ke kāne aʻe ma ka lāʻau. No ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i kēlā mau umauma me ka cum - e komo pū wau i ka laina! E nānā i ka piʻi ʻana o kāna mau ʻōpala ma luna o kēlā mau ʻeke - nui nā mea e lawe ai!
Ka poe kolohe
Ua hoʻoholo kekahi mau kāne e moe kāne ma ke alanui. Akā, i ʻike ʻole ʻia aku lākou, ua loaʻa iā lākou kahi wahi kaʻawale ma waena o nā pōhaku, ma kahakai ma ke kai. Ua omo mua ke kaikamahine i kāna ʻīkī, a laila hoʻopaʻa i kona hoki. Ua ukali ʻia kēia ma ka ʻaoʻao a me ke kuʻi luna.
Nā wikiō pili
Ua maopopo nā mea a pau - ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo ia iā ia i ka moekolohe, akā ʻo wai ka mea nāna i kiʻiʻoniʻoni? Ua paʻi kiʻi ʻo ia me kahi pahupaʻikiʻi ʻokoʻa ma mua o ka mea i loaʻa i kona mau lima! ʻAʻole hāʻawi kahi kāmela huna i kēia kihi a me ka maikaʻi o ka pana! No laila, ʻo ka mea paʻi kiʻi i loko o ke keʻena me kahi kāmele ʻoihana a me kahi kāmela ma kona mau lima he farce wale nō.